What’s Another Word For…

I keep getting offered SEO copywriting services by people who I swear have English as a second language.

Sorry to say it, but I wouldn’t trust these people to replace the dead lightbulb, lamp, bulb, light, globe Earth, planet, flower, flash, lights, floodlights, lanterns, stars, torches, tapers in my office, den, work, workshop, shop, store, grocery, groceries, laundry detergent, soap.