I’d walk a million miles, for one of your smiles, spammy!

We just connected on LinkedIn.

Please don’t send me four emails.

Sign me up to your weekly newsletter — eight months old but only two newsletters published so I guess I should be thankful for that.

Text me on my phone.

Connect with me on Skype

And leave me two voicemail all in the space of four hours.

Because you really need to find a CTO to work on your unfunded idea.

You’re very earnest and enthusiastic, I like that!

But there’s earnest and enthusiastic, and then there is border-line crazy.