Relentlessly breaking the rules

“Describe yourself in one word.” said the VC.

“Relentlessly resourceful.” I replied.

“That’s two words.” countered the VC.

“Rule breaker.” I quipped.

“Understood. But also, still two words.”

“Disruptive influencer.” I added.

“Still two words.”

“Salesman.” I smiled.

“Finally. And why do you think you’re a salesman?”

“Because I just gave you four answers to one dumb question and you listened to all of them.”