Fucking unicorns

Talking with an entrepreneur at a recent networking meeting:

“We’re looking for a SysAdmin who knows Java, PHP, Neo4j, database architecture, SQL, Jabber, and MongoDB.”

The only bit they missed is they probably want to pay a few bucks an hour.

Yeah, we call those unicorns and your company logo isn’t fucking rainbow coloured so you don’t get to hire a fucking unicorn.