Male enhancements for not much money

The number of Twitter followers is like the length of your penis.

And as we all know, male entrepreneurs fall in to one of three categories.

You’re embarrassed by how few followers you have.

You’re proud of how many followers you have accumulated.

You feel awkward discussing the number of followers when someone has more than you.

 

And pretty much everyone, at some point, has thought about paying a few dollars for some kind of follower metric enhancement.