Recruiting creepy

Sat at bar in SF Marriott.

Well-dressed guy slid up next to me with his drink, all creepy-smooth.

“He’s going to be disappointed,” I think to myself, “I am straight and married.”

“You look like an engineer,” he says, “I’ve got this really hot start-up that needs mobile devs.”

“Retired lawyer.” I respond.

“You sure? You look like an engineer.”

“Retired lawyer.” I insist, “I like to surf.” explaining away how I look.

“Here’s my card.” he says.

Didn’t think it was possible to be creepy when handing someone your business card, but this guy did it.